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You wake up in bed one morning. It’s bright, but there is an eerie silence. Not a single bird is singing, no voices can be heard outside, no noises of any sort. Suddenly, you hear a soft sort of chanting. It gets louder and louder, and you realize, it’s not chanting, it’s some sort of rock song. It increases in volume, seems to come from no where and yet everywhere at once, and then it merges into the sound of male voices intensely chanting “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL”.
You hurriedly stagger outside, and all your neighbors are outside as well. Everyone is frozen with their eyes fixed on the sky. None of them make any movements or sounds. They just stare. You look up as well.
In the sky, you see the gigantic face of a smiling man in a bow tie. His face gets closer and closer, and larger as he gets nearer. The song gets louder until your ears feel like they’re going to explode. Eventually, the entire sky is taken up by the man’s face. The time is now up for humanity. The end is Nye.
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Guess the mun’s age.
(Source: fatali-morte)
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tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
oh my god my blog is now complete
HES BACK
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- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
- stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
- stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
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look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
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this week on tumblr:
- yahoo buying tumblr
- “bitch I might be”
- POKEMON FUSION
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today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
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Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?
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aretherepeoplewhodisliketurtles:
Truth
wow actually needed that
this week has been horrible and i needed that
thank
(Source: kein-08-15)
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She wears short skirts
I wear trench coats,
She’s cheer captain
and I AM THE ONE YOU GRIPPED YOU TIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PEREDITION
-OMFGASDFGHJKL;DEAD-
but guys. it really exists.
GUYS
what
is
going
on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DRdp4-znFY
WHAT.
CRYING OMG
OH MY GOD… WHAT HAS MY POST NOW BECOME? I AM CRYING SO HARD.
Omg what the actual fuck.
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